As seen on Craigslist:
Our family has lost our french poodle. Last time seen was around January 1st, 2014, just past midnight. He is an old, small housedog with declining eye sight and hearing. He has gray fur that is cut short with a bandanna around his neck. He responds to the name “Tweety”. It would be greatly appreciated if any assistance leading to the discovery of our dog. A reward will be offered.